RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! DITCH

Howdy folks, it's check here time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than your greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about long tales here. Keep it brief, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to the point, say your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than th